A View From The Isle posted about someone who stole a laptop, then uploaded a picture of himself to the laptop owner's flickr account. This my friends, is great material, you cannot make this stuff up. If you recognize this man (to the right) please email Bill MacEwan at info AT workspace DOT com.
A few years ago my wife was studying abroad when her cell phone was stolen. On a whim, she borrowed her friend's cell and sent the following message to her (stolen) phone:
Who are you and why did you steal my phone?
To her amazement, she got a call minutes later from a local police officer. It so happened that the local resident who stole her phone could not read English, so he asked a nearby stranger to translate the sms message for him. This stranger happened to be an off-duty cop! My wife got her phone back later that day.
Stories like these might be a dime a dozen, but I think they're great!
If you've got a story of world's dumbest digital criminal, please share!
update: just found this goodie over at CrunchGear
... a UK man sent a text message to what he thought was his pal’s phone number. Turns out, the phone number had been switched over to a State Policeman’s account. The officer received a text from 19-year-old Joshua Wayne Cadle, asking if he “wanted to buy some reefer”.
The officer, in fact, did not want to purchase the aforementioned “reefer” and promptly did some detective work and tracked down the teenager. No word yet on what charges he faces, but you can be sure he’ll take into careful consideration who he texts for drugs next time around.
Drug deal text sent to police by mistake [Textually]